OMG Level 8 (Or So)

Given the Internets, and an infinite number of monkeys typing stuff and making it available, we'd get Shakespeare (well that's the theory -- and if you understand infinity, it's also true). However, we don't have an infinite number, and we don't have monkeys. We have a lot of people (which I often find more useful than monkeys), some of whom like badgers (and mushrooms, but not snakes). (C/o RDP.)